what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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