Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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