I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
