I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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