it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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