SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I will be naked everywhere
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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