I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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