she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
love makes seman taste better
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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