another moral hangover. fuck.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize
