I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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