your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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