Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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