Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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