do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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