Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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