how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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