ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
it hurts more in the daytime
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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