Your tits are I can't wait for
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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