I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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