gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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