He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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