some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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