I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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