i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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