If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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