He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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