he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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