Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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