i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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