she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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