Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Randomize
