Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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