it hurts more in the daytime
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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