Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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