So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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