The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
thus making me awesome and them whores
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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