She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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