apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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