Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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