my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
this will be a night to untag.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
that may or may not have been my penis.
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