So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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