I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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