I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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