I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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