I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Boobs are out for the taking
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
