Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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