I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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