party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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