"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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