i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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