So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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