Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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