The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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