i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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