Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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